Andrew Breitbart: Mall Cop

Cow Towing to Other Countries


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dieblucasdie, a thrice-banned Big Hollywood commentator, was compelled to start this blog as a channel for his unceasing obsession with the finest, cheapest website on the net.  

This blog ain’t about a simple LOLREPUBLICANS (there are both easier targets and more prominent targets if that were the goal).

This blog is about marveling at the stirring, some-might-say heroic efforts of Big Hollywood contributors to take bits of pop culture ephemera, then twist, violate, and abuse the rules of logic, stretch analogy and metaphor to their limits, and create some of the most outlandish arguments known to the web, all in service of the idea that even the most inconsequential occurences must validate their politics.  And we’re not even talking a wide-view geopolitical outlook here (which would be hilarious enough), we’re talking a narrow set of beliefs specific to current American electoral politics.  

In short, you will not find many places on the web forced to be so creative as Big Hollywood is on a daily basis.

dieblucasdie is chair of the George-Soros-funded Anti-Blucas Initiative, founded in 2003.


Written by dieblucasdie

March 27, 2009 at 3:44 pm

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  1. George Soros! That Nazi-collaborating SOB! He’s paying you to slam Big Hollywood, isn’t he? Ya goddamn shill! You know how much Breitbart is paying me? NOTHING! Not a fucking cent! And you know why I do it for nothing? Somebody has to speak out against you libtard morons.

    But that’s okay. I’ll stick to posting worldwide for Breitbart. You can just follow behind us and eat our shite. You know. Just like you’ve been doing for Soros!

    I was thinking of sending some of my Nazi GOP friends here. They like to laugh at idiots too! But I’ll be damned if I send any Soros ass-licking retards any business! Just keep priding yourselves that one of the most popular blogs around bounced you, and can probably stand you even less than I can.

    But unlike Soros-worshipping tinfoils like you, I believe in the First Amendment and free speech. Defended it for six years in uniform. You are free to be the biggest idiots on the web if you want. And you are running one hell of a stiff competition, LOL!

    Other than all that, have a nice day 🙂

    Regards, Johnny Simpson.

    John T. Simpson

    April 27, 2009 at 1:32 pm

  2. I do not know you well enough to be able to tell if you are joking or not! Like, you know the Soros thing is a joke, right?


    April 27, 2009 at 2:05 pm

  3. Also that’s wack, you should really make Breitbart pay you. He’s making *Neil Cavuto-guest money* off your hard work. This is supposed to be a meritocracy!


    April 27, 2009 at 2:07 pm

  4. Just last trip for fun and I’m done.

    Yes, Soros was a Nazi collaborator. Even said so himself on 60 Minutes, not exactly a right wing front. It’s all over the web, too. What else do you call a Jew who helped the Nazis confiscate the property of other Jews? In fact, he never stopped confiscating. He broke the Bank of England!

    I will give you credit for leaving my post up and for all the free adverts, though. I’ll go back to work for Breitbart, and you can go back to work for your Kapo. Look THAT one up in Wiki!

    So long, asswipe! Have a nice life 🙂

    Best Regards, J.

    John T. Simpson

    April 27, 2009 at 3:26 pm

  5. No, I mean, I don’t actually work for George Soros. That line is a joke about how some of your crazier conservatives think George Soros is behind everything. Why the hell would George Soros fund this blog?


    April 27, 2009 at 4:59 pm

  6. Thanks you for being obliging! Too bad you lack any courage to give your name. What are you afraid of? If you believe what you write and write the truth stand behind it with your honor and your name. If not then I suspect you to be a coward. If you were bold enough to confront me in the open I could respect you like I respect my many liberal friends who have the courage of their convictions. Typical, sadly typical.

    Jeffrey Jena

    April 29, 2009 at 1:41 am

  7. Mr. Wrestling VI and Riley Hunter will be so sad to hear your low opinion of them.

    Anyhoodle, I don’t have my name splashed all over the site for work-related reasons. (And also, honestly, when I started this blog I thought no one would read it and I’d get sick of it after a week). If you actually care I’d be happy to email you.

    But if you are just hoping I’m a Matt Yglesias alt or something, sorry to disappoint; I’m nobody.


    April 29, 2009 at 11:41 am

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    Jeromy Angleberger

    September 15, 2011 at 8:04 am

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