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BUT YOU BEST STEP OFF BRIE CHEESE, BITCH.  

Jon Stewart, for those who are not “trendy,” “hip,” or “cool” (brie-cheese-eating-elitist-snobs according to the Tygrrrr Express dictionary), has a nightly political television show where he presents the news with all the accuracy and fairness of the Jayson Blair Times.

Really the whole idea that eating a certain food has political implications is fucking stupid, even as a joke.  Particularly when you can buy that food at your local Jewel/Albertson’s/whatever relatively cheaply.  It’s not like we’re talking finest caviar here.  But really, BRIE CHEESE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU IF DERIDE IT AGAIN, GOLUB.

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Written by dieblucasdie

May 7, 2009 at 3:11 pm

Posted in YOU LIBERALS...!

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  1. It’s French though, doesn’t that automatically make it effete? Also various other cheeses, many wines, and bread that’s shaped like a dick.

    Jim

    May 7, 2009 at 6:42 pm

  2. I never said it wasn’t *gay*, I just said it wasn’t elitist.

    dieblucasdie

    May 7, 2009 at 7:36 pm

  3. Does George Soros pay you in brie? Admit it, lefty.

    mountmccabe

    May 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm

  4. He even throws in a little raspberry jam, spiced with the blood of true patriots

    dieblucasdie

    May 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm


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