Andrew Breitbart: Mall Cop

Cow Towing to Other Countries

Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes

leave a comment »

noid2

Looks like Gary Graham is going through the Terrible Twos:

Are we the party of ‘NO’?

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Dianne Feinstein, et al, have gone on record to call the Republican Party ‘The Party of No’. 

Why?  Because we say NO to socialism?   NO to racism?   NO to weak foreign policy footing, kowtowing to despotic world leaders?   Because we say NO to socialized medicine?   NO to fomenting class-warfare, NO to raising taxes on the affluent?   NO to killing babies in the womb, NO to redefining traditional marriage?   NO to calling returning veterans extremist nut-jobs to be placed on a watch-list?   NO to thinking we can spend and tax our way back to prosperity by saddling our grandkids with a Mt. Everest sized debt?

The (admittedly kinda lame) “Party of No” line the Dems have recently been pushing isn’t about any of those things Gary Graham is freaking out about, it’s about trying to point out, in a snappy way, that the most conservative legislators have signed up for a job they don’t believe should exist.  They’re anti-government!  

And it’s also about pointing out that the Republicans are ripping into the Obama budget without offering one of their own.  (This is a standard majority-government talking point, one that the Republicans had no problem employing under Bush). 

But whatever, at least something is causing Graham’s latest barely-coherent rant, even if it’s only tangentially related to the things he’s freaking out about.  Plus, unlike Spike Spencer, he spelled it “kowtowing” and not “cow towing.”

We are the Party of ‘Know‘. 

We know the principles upon which this country was founded.  The principles you Lefties are always dragging through the mud.  Little things like individual liberty.  And respecting the flag.  And love of God and country.  And respect for our fighting troops.   And smaller, limited government.   And a dedication to our international autonomy.  And the belief in peace through strength.  Trust, but verify.  Ruggedindividualism and personal responsibility.

You see…I look upon these values in a very positive light.  It’s only when I see them attacked on a daily basis from the likes of the New York Times, the ACLU, the Washington Post, CBS, NBC, CNN, NPR, The Huffington Post, the Daily KOS, the Daily Show, David Letterman, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, the Democratic Congress and RINO Republicans and every other arrogant, leftist collectivist punk who wants to completely redesign our Constitution and fashion instead a Eurotrash version of a socialist utopia….well…yeah, when I see these sacred principles attacked, I stand up and yell, NO! 

NO, YOU CAN’T!!!

Ya see, Lefty…  We know all about you.  We know the truth.  And we know you’re full of crap.

We are the party of KNOW.

Oh FUCK.  They KNOW.  I’m so glad my full-name isn’t listed on my “About” page.

Advertisements

Written by dieblucasdie

May 6, 2009 at 12:03 am

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: