Andrew Breitbart: Mall Cop

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I Am Nothing If Not Obliging

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Fuck you, Jeffrey Jena, you smug, unfunny piece of shit. Fuck your mother.  Fuck your sister(1).  Fuck Andrew Breitbart, fuck Dennis Miller, fuck Bob and Tom, and fuck any other individual, past, present, or future drunk enough to think hiring you is good idea.  Fuck your agent, fuck your friends, fuck your acquaintances, fuck any passing motorist who sees you crossing the street and brakes.

Fuck the state, county, city, school district, and street that spawned you.  Fuck the state, county, city, and street where you currently live.

Fuck everything you love.  Fuck everything you even mildly enjoy.

(1) Assuming you have a sister.  If you do not, please substitute the appropriate of-age female member of your family with whom you share the closest relationship.


Written by dieblucasdie

April 28, 2009 at 7:53 pm

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