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southpark-1204canada-on-strike_1207080373Steven Crowder is back with his unique brand of COMEDY:

I’ll be the first to say it; Barack Obama’s G20 speech inspired me over the past week… I tell you no lies. In the spirit of his apologetic, butt-kissing extravaganza, I felt compelled to make some additional apologies on behalf of our backwards nation. I suggest you all pitch in and add your own. As Americans, we’ve all got a lot to be sorry for… But admitting that we have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

To Canada: We’d like to apologize for allowing you to remain a sovereign nation, despite no significant national defense, and the fact that you are of no real benefit to us. Sure, we trade with you… But only because we think that it’s cute.  If your accent weren’t good for a laugh, we’d have made you the 51st state decades ago.  We’ve been arrogant in that our conquering of your land has been a long time coming. Liberals are right … We’re an evil empire and it’s time that we started acting like one.

Dude, were you not paying attention to what happened to your fellow Big Hollywood contributor Greg Gutfeld last week?  

Also, I enjoy how he ascribes the invention/use of the term “evil empire” to liberals.


Written by dieblucasdie

April 8, 2009 at 4:16 am

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  1. Good lord it’d be effing hilarious if this guy ended up in a city holding tank for his civil disobedience. I’m sure he’d meet many like-minded people in there.


    April 13, 2009 at 11:53 am

  2. […] I’ve already wasted much of my precious youth documenting the various ways in which Big Hollywood’s Steven […]

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