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The Jack Bauer Man Bag

Jack Bauer Does Not Go Around Apologizing for America

by Jude

Or bowing to Saudi Kings, or acting all Euor-smart while referring to the “Austrian language.”  

While playing Super Mario Brothers 3 on two player mode one day as youngsters, my brother and I discovered an immutable law.  The more trash you talk during the other player’s turn, the more humiliating the circumstance of your next death.  For example, “Way to miss the 1UP, douchebag” means you’ll fuck up and walk right into a pit on your next turn.

Making fun of political gaffes is kind of like that.


Written by dieblucasdie

April 7, 2009 at 4:20 am

Posted in COMEDY

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