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picard_facepalmLast week, when I asked “What Innocuous Thing or Abstract Concept Will Big Hollywood Claim Liberals Are Waging War on Next?” in response to the “War on English” piece, I had no idea the answer would come so quickly, or be more hilarious than any of my fake responses.

Tough language is borrowed from the war on terror and applied to the war on weather. 

That’s right, “the war on weather.”  The weather.  The very definition of an innocuous topic.  They officially don’t need me anymore, folks; they’ve slipped entirely into self-parody.  This piece is also notable for breaking the needle off AB:MC’s Scare-Quote Meter by refusing to leave a single instance of “climate change” unadorned.  

Oh, and then there’s this:

“Hey, Infidel — Look! Does one cloud look darker to you than the other?”

“Ohmygod — where?!” (Infidel looks up.)

Sound of throat slashing.

“Works every time! Works every time!” the mujahed laughs to himself as he moves on to the next vigilant infidel.

To recap:  a post about Earth Hour is now about scary Arab people.  I think BH should just give up the ghost and post random screeds about Arabs and abortions without the pretense of linking them to other issues.

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Written by dieblucasdie

March 31, 2009 at 12:41 am

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