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UPDATE: Ben Shapiro Is Not Feelin’ Like a Black Republican

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Though he does tote a Mac in public.


But seriously, as much as I admire Tim, rap is total garbage.  I’m a member of the younger generation – I just turned 25 – and I still think it sucks.

That’s an artistic critique.


No, it’s not.  For example, when I say “Ben Shapiro is a giant toolbox,” it’s not an “artistic critique,’ it’s shit-talking.

More to the point, I would argue that there is no common ground between the rap culture and us.  None.  Zero.  Zip.  Zilch.  Tim’s arguments in favor of such a common ground are based on fundamental misconceptions about political coincidence of interest.  Tim says both conservatives and rappers have a fascination with guns and a distrust of government.  This is true in the broadest sense.  There’s only one problem: conservatives are fascinated with guns so that they can defend their liberties and property from the 50 Cents of the world (multiple arrests for drug dealing; the name 50 Cent was derived from Kelvin Martin, a Brooklyn robber aka 50 Cent).  Rappers are fascinated with guns so they can rob people and shoot cops and rival gang members. 

Did Ben Shapiro just threaten to shoot 50 Cent?  I kinda think he did.  It is fucking ON.


Written by dieblucasdie

March 30, 2009 at 11:32 pm

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  1. […] Slalge tries a different tack today in the “Rap is Crap” argument that I can’t fucking believe they are still having.  He offers Ben Shapiro a sort of Pascal’s Wager.  ”OK, Ben, […]

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