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Looks Like It’s Suicide Again for Me

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seppukuTim “The Gray Elvis” Slagle , who capitalizes “Satirist” in his bio like he’s fucking Erasmus or something, has a tough row to hoe at Big Hollywood, since his modest proposals often sound like arguments other writers at the site make in earnest.  If it weren’t for the overly exaggerated wink in the headshot  that accompanies his byline, it would be difficult to know that his pieces are supposed to be satire.


Personally, I have long been an advocate of the right to suicide–especially for environmentalists. For the past forty years we have heard how the world will run out of food and resources within twenty years if we don’t take drastic steps to control population, so I believe that every individual who thinks the world is over-crowded has the right, the duty and the obligation to reduce that population, by one.

In Asian cultures it is considered an act of honor to take your life if you have disgraced your family or associates. Were criminals like Bernie Madoff and the perpetrators of the Stanford-Biden investment scheme raised in that culture there would be no court cases or tabloid headlines. And rather than enlist the Treasury Department, the whole mess could be cleaned up with a call to Aftermath Inc.

So will there be any fallout for the President? Doubtful. It is amazing how adept the Left has become at being on both sides of an issue, and they can always find a victim on either side to spin the story around.


What leads Slagle down this road?  A Drudge link about how part of the stimulus bill is going to fence off a bridge where there have been some suicide jumpers. (He ignores the fact that most of the money for this project actually goes to create medians and slow zones on said bridge, pointed out in the very article he links to).  

He also makes this about abortion, and how liberals are hypocritical for taking away suicide choice.  

That’s right.  Obama wants to build a fence.  Big Hollywood makes it about abortion.  BREAKING:  Obama had a club sandwich for lunch today.  Quick, find the analogy!


Written by dieblucasdie

March 29, 2009 at 8:18 pm

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  1. […] against brother?  Did a family member of a suicide victim take issue with Tim Slagle’s flip attitude on the subject?  Did one of the site’s many WGA or SAG members bristle at Alfonzo […]

  2. Elvis

    March 31, 2009 at 10:40 am

  3. Slagle’s hair > Breitbart’s hair

    And that’s not something I say lightly.


    March 31, 2009 at 4:49 pm

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